#5 Cheese 'n Eggs With Grits and Toast
When you want classic breakfast comfort, the Cheese 'n Eggs plate is home base. The eggs come soft-scrambled with melted American, turning out custardy and rich. Add a bowl of grits on the side, a pat of butter, a pinch of salt, and a few grinds of pepper, and you have a quiet kind of perfect. Toast (white or wheat) is there to swipe through eggs and grits alike. If you want to dress it up, add sliced tomatoes for freshness or a side of sausage for a savory boost. Cheese in the eggs might sound simple, but it matters. The cheese melts into the folds and gives the eggs a glossy finish that is hard to replicate at home unless your skillet lives on a griddle all day. This is the plate for mornings when you want steady fuel, or for late nights when something gentle will do. No bravado, no fuss, just a clean hit of diner soul.
#6 T-Bone Steak and Eggs, Late-Night Legend
Is the T-bone at Waffle House a dry-aged, steakhouse moment? No. Is it satisfying at 1 a.m. with eggs and hashbrowns while classic rock hums and the grill sings? Absolutely. The T-bone brings a primal joy to a menu otherwise built on breakfast rhythms. You get a generous cut seared next to your eggs, toast, and potatoes or grits. Order it medium or medium-rare if you prefer a little pink; the grill cooks quick, so speak up. The appeal is less about marbling and more about the ritual: a steak on a diner plate, eggs cooked how you like, coffee topped off without asking. Pair it with peppered and capped hashbrowns to add heat and mushrooms, or keep it simple and let the steak carry the bite. It ranks lower than the breakfast greats for consistency but earns its spot for sheer mood and value. When you need a victory meal at odd hours, this is the flex.
So, how many rooms are in the White House?
If you have ever wondered how many rooms are in the White House, the answer most people mean is this: the Executive Residence has 132 rooms. That is the central, iconic house you picture in photos, framed by its columns and portico. It is also home to 35 bathrooms and spans six levels, a mix of formal public rooms, family quarters, and support spaces that keep the place humming. When you hear different numbers floating around, it is usually because people are talking about different parts of the broader White House complex. The West Wing (home to the Oval Office and most senior staff) and the East Wing (offices, visitors’ entrance, and support areas) add many more rooms, but those are not counted in that classic 132 figure. In everyday conversation, “the White House” usually means the residence itself. The 132 count captures the heart of the place: the ceremonial spaces where statecraft happens, the family rooms where the First Family lives, and a surprising amount of behind-the-scenes space that keeps the building working like, well, a very famous home.
What exactly counts as a “room” here?
The 132-room count refers to the Executive Residence and, importantly, it is separate from the 35 bathrooms. In other words, the bathrooms are not rolled into that 132 number. What is included? Think defined rooms with walls and doors: parlors, sitting rooms, bedrooms, offices within the residence, service rooms, and work areas. What is not included? Hallways, closets, utility shafts, and other circulation or mechanical spaces. This is part of why the number can feel counterintuitive if you are imagining a traditional house. The White House is a working residence layered with ceremonial and service needs, so there are rooms that rarely appear on visitor guides but still count because they are discrete, functional spaces. The six levels of the residence include the State Floor and Ground Floor (where many public rooms live), the family floors above, and additional levels below that handle storage and building systems. Put simply, if you can open a door and step into a defined space that is neither a bathroom nor a hallway, it likely contributes to that 132.
Safety, Legality, and Being a Good Neighbor
This is the part that turns fun into responsible fun. First, check your local laws: dates, times, and which items are permitted vary widely. Some places allow only ground effects; others have strict hours. Respect the rules—they exist for a reason. On show night, set a launch area on level ground, clear of dry grass and overhead branches. Keep a metal bucket of water (or sand) and a hose or extinguisher within arm’s reach. Wear eye protection. Never relight a dud; soak it and set it aside. Don’t modify, combine, or hand-hold anything not designed for it. Common sense wins every time.
Make It An Outing, Not Just an Errand
Visiting the store can be part of the fun. Bring a rough plan: your space size, any noise limits, your budget, and the general vibe you’re chasing (romantic, colorful, dramatic, silly). Ask the staff to help build a sequence that tells a story in your sky—from calm openers to playful mid-show to a tidy, satisfying finish. If you’re shopping with kids, frame it as a team mission: they help pick colors, you approve safety and order. Everyone wins.
Origins and Authorship
A House Is Not a Home was written by the acclaimed American team of Hal David (lyrics) and Burt Bacharach (music) during a prolific period in which they crafted a string of sophisticated, conversational songs. The number was connected to the 1964 feature film of the same name, and it entered the public ear that year in two prominent versions: Brook Benton recorded it for the film, and Dionne Warwick, a frequent and definitive interpreter of Bacharach and David, released her own studio recording.
What the Lyric Says
The lyric develops a sustained contrast between the literal and the emotional. Rooms, furniture, and thresholds are depicted as intact and recognizable, yet stripped of meaning because the person who animated them is gone. That mismatch sets the tone: a dwelling can be beautiful or complete, but without love and shared presence, it is merely a container.